Love between Friends

I know, I know it's been a long time since I put anything in here...not that anyone is listening...except you Christian. Things have been hectic.

I thought this was funny...here are some emails between myself and two college buddies...guys are so nice to each other.


Hello....are you there?? You write sooooo often, sooooo very polite!!!
What the hell is going on, are you guys pregnant yet (and no, you simply being a fat slob doesn't qualify).
Who won the SB this year, oh never mind, I just remembered it was the Pats.....again.
How is the job going?
How do you like living in your new mansion richio. "Look at me in my big fancy house, it's so big and fancy, l have so many fancy rooms to litter with Whopper wrappers, I'm so special"
Just seeing if you're alive and getting fatter, I mean well.

The Crip!

-Response-


You know the funny thing is that I was thinking about you too fat bastards just yesterday. I miss our group lovemaking sessions, and the way Johnson used to get jealous when Andrew and I left you out.

I'm good, just enjoying my pre-kids life. We are looking to start the familia around the fall, so if you guys want a chance to be the father, you'll have to schedule to take a trip down around then.

And as for not writing, I just figured that Mr. "ohhh look at me, I've won two Super Bowls in a row...love me, want me, need me...." wouldn't talk to losers like me. Although, this IS my year, and J.P. will be taking us to the promised land!!!!!!! (Where's K.C.? Their defense is soooooo good!!!).

The job is going ok, but I need to make some more money. I saw an add in the paper for a new Chicken, Rib joint where fat people strip for money. I'm going to see if I can get in.

How are my women? How's Jo? How's Roxanne? How's my love child Brydon?

As for the house, it's good. We are still trying to get the smell out of the guest room since you slept there, and the cleaners say it will be another 6 mths before it's completely gone. I was finally able to afford to buy another bag of Crispers after Andrew raided my cupboards....

How are you guys doing? Strangely enough, I miss you guys. We have to get together soon.....let's make some plans!!!

-Response-


You guys should come down for a weekend and we could do some golfing, I'm sure your natural ability has progressed your game to the point where you could give your cous Tiger a serious run for his money.
I'm thinking of buying a used Jetta and I'm curious if Carm has had problems with hers, besides getting your order from Mcpigs in the relatively small back seat.
Brydon is doing well and he misses his daddy, so you best be coming down quick. Jo has had a couple of miscarriages in the past few months (the most recent last Sunday), so she is pretty down. I don't know if we will try again or not, maybe it's a sign, who knows.
I hope that Waffle house does hire you to dance, I would pay to see your grotesque BBQ covered figure gyrating about.
I can't believe you still remember the Crispers, well actually I can you obese slob, let it go, there $2.49 a bag.
How is your schedule, lets hook something up.

The Crip

-Response to Email 2-


I was planning on coming up for a visit, but the doctors said that with my
extra chubness I'm going to need a wheelchair just to move from my bed.
Also I think that Johnson might be a bit old to make the trip now. You
know he gets those headaches from the excitment and can;t go to stags.
Well Roxanne is no longer in the picture. After she met you and Johnson
she had to "re-think" our relationship. You know it's the whole know your
man through his friends thing...what can I say you guys are always bringing
me down...well except Richards...so It's just you Johnson...you down
bringer.
I'm telling you...enjoy the no kids life!! Now that Brydon is in the
picture...er I mean Steffen. Life is tough.
You should try to get into GD...I know that would mean leaving your house
and wife and her bacon winning job...but enh? who cares Johnson'll take
care of you and all your rolls.
I hope all is well with you and Carm (tell her I didn't forget our date)
unlike it is with your Bills. Kansas city is just playing Possum. They
are lulling other teams into THINKING their defence is bad...then in like
60 years BAM! They'll win a game! It's a pretty good strategy...kinda
like the one Mike Weir has been trying as of late...
Bite me,
Andrew